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<pre><font size='+2'>MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS lyrics MR GARRISON</font><br>Merry Fucking Christmas - Mr Garrison<br />
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 I heard there is no Christmas<br />
 In the silly Middle East<br />
 No trees, no snow, so Santa Claus,<br />
 They have different religious beliefs<br />
 They believe in Muhammed, and not in our holiday,<br />
 And so every December I go to the Middle East and say<br />
 <br />
 Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas<br />
 Put down that book, the Koran, <br />
 And here`s some holiday wishes.<br />
 In case you haven`t noticed it`s Jesus` birthday<br />
 So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate<br />
 <br />
 There is no holiday season in India, I`ve heard<br />
 They don`t hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd<br />
 They`ve never read a Christmas story, <br />
 They don`t know what Rudolph is about.<br />
 And that is why in December I`ll go to India and shout<br />
 <br />
 Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas<br />
 Drink Egg Nog and eat some Beef and pass it to the Missus<br />
 In case you haven`t noticed it`s Jesus` birthday<br />
 So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate<br />
 <br />
 Now I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin<br />
 They pray to several Gods, and put needles in their skin<br />
 On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake<br />
 And that is why I go to Japan, and walk around and say<br />
 <br />
 Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas<br />
 God is going to kick your ass you infidelic Pagan scum<br />
 In case you haven`t noticed, there`s festive things to do<br />
 So lets all rejoice for Jesus, Merry Fucking Christmas to you<br />
 <br />
 On Christmas day,<br />
 I travel `round the world and say<br />
 To all you Christians, Buddhists, and all you Atheists too<br />
 Merry Fucking Christmas to you<br />
 <br />
 Thank you Mr Hat<br><br><a href='http://www.lyricsbay.com' target='_blank'>LyricsBay</a> | <a href="http://www.lyricsbay.com/merry_fucking_christmas_lyrics-mr_garrison.html" target='_blank'>MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS lyrics MR GARRISON</a></pre>

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Merry Fucking Christmas - Mr Garrison

I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, so Santa Claus,
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammed, and not in our holiday,
And so every December I go to the Middle East and say

Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking Christmas
Put down that book, the Koran,
And here`s some holiday wishes.
In case you haven`t noticed it`s Jesus` birthday
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate

There is no holiday season in India, I`ve heard
They don`t hang up their stockings, and that is just absurd
They`ve never read a Christmas story,
They don`t know what Rudolph is about.
And that is why in December I`ll go to India and shout

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Drink Egg Nog and eat some Beef and pass it to the Missus
In case you haven`t noticed it`s Jesus` birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate

Now I heard that in Japan everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several Gods, and put needles in their skin
On December 25th, all they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan, and walk around and say

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass you infidelic Pagan scum
In case you haven`t noticed, there`s festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus, Merry Fucking Christmas to you

On Christmas day,
I travel `round the world and say
To all you Christians, Buddhists, and all you Atheists too
Merry Fucking Christmas to you

Thank you Mr Hat

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