Methodist Coloring Book lyrics

You`ve got a Methodist coloring book
And you color really well
But don`t color outside the lines
Or God will send you to hell
`Cause God hates war
And God hates crime
But He really hates people
Who color outside the lines

You`ve got a Methodist coloring book
Don`t color outside the lines
`Cause if God doesn`t strike you with lightning
He`ll at least make you go blind

Good people get sent to the attic
Bad people will roast in the cellar
But there`s a special kind of hell
For those who just won`t learn to color

God is gracious, God is good
Let us color in his book
God wears cotton, God wears rayon
He can mend a broken crayon
God is honest, He don`t take payola
Let`s all thank him for our Crayolas
You`ve got a Methodist coloring book...
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