Come gather round me people, here`s a story you never heard
`bout me and my friends and some things that occured
We thought we`d get some money, we thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in mexico
I was workin at mcdonalds, doin` the latenight run
When a car pulled up the drive thru and pointed out a gun
Said give us all your money and three big macs to go
I stuffed them all in a bag and i ducked down below
Well the boss got angry when he found out i didn`t call the police
I guess i was kinda nervous, there was a warrant out on me
Concernin` some jaywalkin tickets i couldn`t afford to pay
Needless to say i got the axe that same day
Well me bein` outta work just then i didn`t wanna go home
My mom said if i lost this job i`d have to go out on my own
So i went over to dave`s house and got really stoned
Called up some girls but none o` them were home
Steve came over and he brought some alcohol
We`re all gettin really depressed just starin` at the wall
Thought we`d get some money, we thought that we might go
Spend a weekend pleasant down in mexico
Steve`s dad had a huntin` rifle and we went and picked it up
And we stopped into the 7-11 to try our luck
We raised up that huntin` rifle but the counter guy just laughed
As he pulled out an uzi we turned and hauled ass
We were runnin so fast `til we came to the mcdonalds where i used to work
We walked up to the drive thru and gave my boss a jerk
Said give us all your money and three big macs to go
And suck on this you weasel we`re goin to mexico
Down south we all got really wasted, dave got a case of the runs
We`re all really hungover and gettin low on funds
Dave and steve called their parents and took the bus back home
Me, i got a job at mcdonalds down in mexico Send " Mexico" Ringtone to your Cell