Mike Balls Unofficial World Cup Anthem lyrics

His name`s Mike Balls and he`s safe you see
Just like you and me, he`s GLC
He`s been into soccer violence for quite some time
But give him the draw, and he`s fine

I said Mike:
YEAH!
Where d`you get your leisurewear?
I got my tracksuit from a shop in Aberdare
I wears my gold outside of my shirt
And I borrowed my sovereign off my Uncle Bert

Yeah Mike:
You knows it!
Where d`you get your trainers from?
I won em off a bloke that I smoked off on a bong
Yeah I think I know the geezer, I think he`s called Pazzo
I had to have em they were Silver Shadow

My name`s Ballsy, come on Japan and Korea
I`m going to the World Cup to drink some beer
Cause some destruction while I`m here
And fcuk some little Thai girls up the rear
I`ve got tickets, for the game with the Argies
There`s gonna be some argy-bargy
I`ve been into fighting for all of my life
And when I gets married I`m gonna beat the wife

His name`s Mike Balls and he`s got a machete
He`ll cut you into bits until you look like confetti
Soccer violence is a game what he plays
When he buys the draw it`s his nan what pays

I`m back, and I`m ringing my bell
You`ll better not stare cos I`ll stare as well
And if you get a fcukin stare off me
Then you better be a member of the GLC
Cos if you’re not, then you better sit tight
I`ll come over to you and I`ll start a fight
And tell you that my name is fcukin Mike Balls
And kick your head against at least 4 walls

He`s safe, and he`s got respect
For the GLC crew, to some effect
But mess with him, he`ll leave your face in a mess
His name`s Mike Balls - EXPECT NO LESS!

Listen Mike:
WHAT?
Tell me about your chain
It weighs a ton and won`t go rusty in the rain
Mike Balls:
YEAH!
What have you got?
I`ve got draw fags and rizla and a dose of cock rot

Me Xain and 2Hats were selling some hash
This twat had come after our fcukin stash
So I hit him in the head with a fcukin pint glass
And shoved a red hot poker up his arse

If Mike don`t like you then you`ll hear the silence
It`s the Mike Balls school of fcukin soccer violence
Mike how d`you organise a fight?
I does it by the e-mail in the middle of the night

He`s Mike Balls
AAH YEAH!
And he`s safe as fcuk
Banned from the terraces since the FA Cup

I took a bird out to dinner the other night
Things went wicked, I got into a fight
With 3 fcukin blokes that were looking at her arse
So I re-arranged their faces with a fcukin brandy glass
I got escorted out by the fcukin police
My bird sucked them off to help with my release
I said you better get tested, she`ll give you the clap
I`m in the GLC, and this is how I rap

He`s back:
YEAH!
Listen to what he`s saying
I always start a fight no matter who`s playing
That`s right:
I`M BACK!
And he loves to fight
I`ll kick you in the head till you lose your fcukin sight

He`s got a tracksuit, and he wears the gold
I`m the hardest man in soccer violence, so I`m told
He has to watch the match, on a big screen
And at half time I tokes on some green

When I`m not on medication, I drive across the nation
Organising violence to keep up my reputation

You knows it, this is Mike Balls, this is the year 2002, smacking everybody`s face in for the World Cup, you knows it!

Yeah that`s right Mike Balls is back!
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