Million Dollar Bash lyrics

Well, that big dumb blonde
F
With her wheel of gorge
C
And Turtle, that friend of theirs
G
With his checks all forged
C
And his cheeks in a chunk
F
With his cheese in the cash
C
They`re all gonna be there
G C
At that million dollar bash
Am F C
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Am F C
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
G6 C
It`s that million dollar bash

Ev`rybody from right now
To over there and back
The louder they come
The bigger they crack
Come now, sweet cream
Don`t forget to flash
We`re all gonna meet
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It`s that million dollar bash

Well, I took my counselor
Out to the barn
Silly Nelly was there
She told him to yarn
along came Jones
Emptied the trash
Ev`rybody went down
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It`s that million dollar bash

Well, I`m hittin` it too hard
My stones won`t take
I get up in the mornin`
But it`s too early to wake
First it`s hello, goodbye
Then push and then crash
But we`re all gonna make it
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It`s that million dollar bash

Well, I looked at my watch
I looked at my wrist
I punched myself in the face
With my fist
I took my potatoes
Down to be mashed
Then I made it on over
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It`s that million dollar bash