Million Dollar Bash lyrics

Well, that big dumb blonde with Gorgeous George
And Turtle, a friend of theirs, with his cheques all forged
And his cheeks in a trunk with a cheese in the cash
You`re all gonna be there at that million dollar bash, and it`s

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Ooh baby, ooh-ee
Ooh baby, ooh-ee
It`s that million dollar bash

Everybody from right now go over there and back
The louder they come, well the bigger they crack
Come now, ?sweet pea?, and don`t forget the flash
We`re all gonna meet at that million dollar bash

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Well, I took my counsellor out to the barn
Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn
Then along came Jones and emptied the trash
Everybody went down to that million dollar bash

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Well, I been hittin` it too hard, you know, my ?sloes? won`t take
I get up in the morning, bit too early to wake
First it`s `Hello`, then `Goodbye`, they push and they crash
But everybody`s gonna make it to that million dollar bash

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Well, I looked at my watch then I looked at my wrists
Punched myself in my face with my fists and I
Took my taters back a-home to be mashed
But then I made it right on to that million dollar bash

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