I am the million dollar man
will somebody catch me while you can?
I`m not afraid to be alone
all I need is water and a bone
why don`t you sink your teeth right in
the story of the hopeful next of kin
and you will want to ride with me
`cause I`m good company
I am the million dollar man
will somebody touch me while you can?
apply powder to my face
anything you see can be replaced
you can be my only heir
if you`re not happy with my hair
if you pay a minor fee
you can ride with me
I am the million dollar man
will somebody show me where to stand?
I`m not afraid to be alone
all I need is water and a phone
I am only half a man
I have only half a plan
if you want to ride with me
I`ll keep you company
can I have a show of hands
to know how much I`m in demand
I will always be on time
I am yours I am not mine
I am the million dollar man
will somebody touch me while you can
I am only here to please
I`ll be on my knees
I`m the second in command
I`m the freshest ever canned
be there on my wedding day
then I`ll have to run away