Well I had a little trouble with my timetable
So I went on down to see my guidance counsellor
He told me that, I`d never make a dime, If I didn`t wise up and make up my mind
`Now sit down son, and let me tell you a tale, about a boy who was smart, but he had to
fail, Well he got good grades, and he got into pot, now he`s always high and his grades
are not`
He said to me, `Son, whatcha` gonna be?`
I said, `I`m gonna be a rock star, wait and see`
He said, `Now, son, You`re going nowhere fast`
So I looked him in the face and said `KISS MY ASS!`
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
He said `Now boy, tell me seriously`
I said `Something in radio, maybe even TV`
He looked at me like I was something to see, and said `You`d be better off working
at KFC`
I said `I don`t like the chicken, and I don`t like you`
He said `Now, son, tell me something new...
I`ve seen a thousand kids, and they`re all the same, they like rock music and they dream
of fame, they wanna play their music, and play it loud, well I`ll tell ya now, get your
head outta the cloud`
He said `you look away cuz you know it`s true`
I said `No matter what, I`m better off than YOU!`
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and you aint gonna go to college
You`re gonna make minimum wage and y