Minimum Wage lyrics

Politically correct and mentally erect
I`m doing everything I can to conserve the best
But life ain`t nothin` but a bowl a grits
And this United States proud crowd makes me sick

People tell me `Go make a name for yourself`
`Cause that`s the only way you`re gonna get outta this hell
I`m gonna try and try and try and do all that I can
But I`ll never understand

It`s guaranteed, I`m making minimum wage
I can`t survive this day and age
Home of the free, land of the brave
I can`t survive this day and age
It`s guaranteed, I`m making minimum wage...

I`ll take a work strike over a tax hike
Any day of the year
And I don`t care about anything
As long as those striking ain`t bottling beer

Give me a gun let`s go get the president
He wouldn`t mind he`s protected by the aliens
I`ve got a green man in my backyard
This time the goverment has gone too far

It`s guaranteed, I`m making minimum wage
I can`t survive this day and age
Home of the free, land of the brave
I can`t survive this day and age
It`s guaranteed, I`m making minimum wage, minimum wage...

It`s guaran-teeded I`m making minimum wage
I can`t survive this day and age
Home of the free, land of the brave
I can`t survive this day and age
It`s guaranteened, I`m making minimum wage, minimum wage
Minimum wage, minimum wage