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Mixer At Delta Chi - Stephen Lynch
It`s College time again
September`s almost here
Hanging with freshmen girls
Frat party kegs of beer
I see a girl I`m wanting
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we take some oxycontin
dave matthew gettin` high
and then as I undress her
and start my stimulus
she says but wait professor
this wasn`t on the syllabus
I`m the bad professor
I`m the bad professor
A tenured titty caresser
I`m a bad, bad man
Tutor her at my apartment
turns into a slow dance
Hey baby, what`s your minor I`ve got your major in my pants
I`ve got your student body
She wants a better grade
I say if you roll over I`ll throw in financial aid
I hope you`ve boned up for your midterm
If you want, I can help you cram
Don`t give a shit about the essay test
So let`s skip it and get to the oral exam
I`m a bad professor
that`s a blow job reference
I`m a bad professor
Your money`s on the dresser
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