Mmmmmmm lyrics

once their was this kid who

took a trip to singapore

and brought along his spray painting

when, he finally came back

he had, cane marks all over his bottom.

he said that it was from

when the warden whacked it sooo hard.



mmmmmmm

mmmmmmm



once their was this girl who

swore that one day she would be a figure-skating champion

and when, she finally made it

she saw, some other girl who was better

and so she hired some guy

to club her in the kneecaps.



mmmmmmm

mmmmmmm



they got paid for their soundbites

and sold their tv movie rights



and then their was this guy who

made his wife so mad one night

that she cut off his wiener

and when he finally came to

he found

that mr happy was missing

he could`t quite explain it

it had always just been their



mmmmmmm

mmmmmmm



ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhhh

ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhhh



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