Modern School Of Motoring lyrics

If you hoo hoo want a lesson or two,

take a hint you`ll pay a mint at...

Modern School, Modern School,

they always say you are doing okay,

it`s not true...



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Come on everybody sing Modern School of Motoring,

the best place to go if you want to crash,

you will never pass your test,

they say you will but it`s a jest,

Modern School just wants your cash.



Out on the road, don`t use the highway code,

not with us it`s too much fuss at...

Modern School, Modern School,

Jump in and drive you`re lucky to be alive,

when it`s through...



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When the test day, comes around they will say,

just stay cool, that`s the rule of,

Modern School, Modern School,

then when you fail, they will say next time you`ll sail,

right through...



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