Monkey Scheme lyrics

Here they come, talkin` down on me
I get the funniest looks `cause I said I don`t believe
They say we were monkeys
They think they`re saying something profound
But where`s their missing link at? There weren`t any bodies found

They built a man from a hog`s tooth-They called a lie the truth
And any time they get busted- They sell you something new
They say we were monkeys
I think that they`ve been monkeyin` around
Cause they`re too busy changin` their books and their studies `round
They`re just tryin` to defend it- they got a lot to re-explain
Where they`ve done excavation, they keep uncoverin` mistakes

Any time or any where- just look over the boulders
you`ll see that man`s been there
They say we were monkeys
I think their heads are stuck in the ground
Cause they`re too busy diggin` and putting the Bible down

(spoken:) Java Man was the skull of a gibbon
Nebraska Man was the tooth of a pig and
the Pitdown Man was a low down sham
They built that man form an orangutang
Ramapithics wasn`t complete he`s a fragment of jaw and a couple of teeth
additional skeletons show us today that he isn`t our relative- only an ape
Australapithicus alias Lucy the fossil of this was just bague and confusing
the wonderful knee bone they`re proud to possess
was 200 feet deeper- a mile from the rest
Neanderthal Man was prob`ly deficient
in Vitamin D of it might`ve been rickets
but he had religion and musical instruments
fire and tools and from you he`s no different

(sang:) They say we were monkeys
But people came from dust in the ground
But they`re too busy thinkin` to look into what we`ve found
They`re just kinda pretending, b