conceived, choreographed and directed by MICHAEL BENNET
book by JAMES KIRKWOOD and NICHOLAS DANTE
music by MARVIN HAMLISCH
lyrics by EDWARD KLEBAN
FOLLOWS `Montage - Part 3 (Don, Judy, `Mother`)`
JUDY
first time I`d ever seen a dead body.
But then when I was fifteen the most terrible thing happened.
The Ted Mack amateur hour held auditions in St. Louie
and I didn`t hear about it `til after they`d gone and I nearly killed myself nearly killed myself.
I tried to walk in front of a speeding street car and I remember noticing boys for the first time.
(speaks)
Anyway, I remember etc.
practicing kissing with another girl
So that when the time came you`d know how to (Listens)
No Oh.
KRISTINE
Judy
JUDY (hopeful)
Did you, girl
KRISTINE
Yea but just a couple of times.
SHEILA
Count me in.
JUDY
Thank God! Anyway, I do remember
GREG
The worst thing in school was every time the teacher called on me
(sings)
I`d be hard, I`d be hard.
(speaks)
Really I`d have to lean up against the desk like this! And the teacher would say: `Stand up straight.` `I can`t. I have a pain in my (beat) side.` `Stand up straight.` Or walking down the halls, You have to walk like this, with all your books stacked up in front of you.
MIKE (speaks)
I thought it was me. I thought I was a sex maniac.