Mr Krinkle lyrics

Hello Mr. Krinkle
How are you today?
Seems the rumors are about
your team might move away
Now, me I`m sentimental
But I`m not one to cry

Say there Mr. Krinkle
let`s cruise the Bastard boat
Damn then sonsabitches
with their gill-nets set afloat
I flip on my tele and I watch the waters die
C`mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why

Hey ho Mr. Krinkle
have you heard the brand new sound
It`s a cross between Jimi Hendrix
Bocephus, Cher and James Brown
It`s called `Heavy Hometown`
New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry
C`mon Mr. Krinkle tell me why