Mr White Keys lyrics

He`s a friend to all the stars
Made a fortune selling cars
Not beyond a little sleaze
He`s mr. white keys

Wifey loves the tanning booth
Just a little altered truth
Made america`s who`s who
If he could do it so could you
Sheltered in tax brackets
Higher than an angel`s cloud
Pontificates on rackets
And cheats on his wife with his pals
Once he met a musician
Shook his hand like a soul man
Not a lot like you or me
He`s mr. white keys

He climbs into daddy`s benz and goes
Collecting the rents of those welfare cheats
A lot of trouble when he tries to find the beat



He dances like a shovel with a couple left feet
He said he`d rather own the whole damn town
Than be graceful or be well-endowed
He exaggerates a bit
Foot and mouth a perfect fit
He`s the one who tried the cheese
He`s mr. white keys

I feel sorry for the guy
I laugh when i see his shtick
All that poor bastard wanted
Was to make it with the beautiful chicks
But that don`t excuse the prick
He`s mr. white keys
He climbs into daddy`s benz and goes
Collecting the rents of those welfare cheats