Mrs Claus lyrics

[Parody of `Stacy`s Mom` by Fountains Of Wayne]

Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs. Claus has got it going on

Santa`s been looking over his naughty list (Naughty list)
And when he gets to me you know he`s gonna be pissed (He`ll be pissed)
Cause after he heads out on his yearly trip (Yearly trip)
I`ll be sneaking off to the pole for a bit (Just for a bit)

She`ll be waiting for me out there in the northern snow
And I can`t wait to get her underneath the mistletoe

Mrs. Claus has got it going on
She`s all I want and I`ve waited all year long
Santa`s gonna be busy climbing down chimneys
And I`ll be happy cause I`ll be making it with Mrs. Claus

Mrs. Claus has got it going on
Mrs. Claus has got it going on

Santa do you remember when I fixed your sleigh? (Fixed your sleigh)
Your wife came out in just her red and white lingere (Lingere)
I could tell she liked me and it really showed (Really showed)
Or that could have been cause it was 40 below (40 Below)

And the elves all know what`s going on but they won`t blab
Cause we got color pictures of them all dressed up in drag

Mrs. Claus has got it going on
She`s all I want and I`ve waited all year long
Santa can`t you see all your kids look just like me
They got my genes because I`ve been giving it to Mrs. Claus

(Mrs. Claus has got it going on)
She`s got it going on
(She`s all I want and I`ve waited all year long)
Waited all year long
(Santa`s gonna be leaving coal under my tree)
He`s so mad because I`ve been doing
(Mrs. Claus, Ho ho, Ho ho)
I`ve been screwing
(Mrs. Claus, Ho ho, Ho ho)
Wait a minute
(Mrs. Claus and me engaged in infidelity)
I know it might be wrong but I`m in love with Mrs. Claus
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