Muffin Man lyrics

Joe: Do we know the muffin man? That's the best question we have had all day! Do we know (bangs on table) the muffin (bangs on table) man?



Kevin: That lives on Drurlry Lane?



Nick: Drurry Lane.



Kevin: Drurry Lane.



Joe: Yo.(Starts to beet box) Yo I know the muffin man, I know the muffin man. (Beat boxes) I'm the only one who knows him, knows hime, knows him, he lives on my street wazzup, oh, hey. Muffin man. I wonder if the muffin man is a girl.



Kevin: As in muffin woman.



Joe: Oh yeah, of course he has a grill. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.



Kevin: He didn't say girl he said grill, as in teeth grill.



Joe: But then he does, because he has a muffin grill.



Nick: That's not a muffin, it's not a grill.



Joe: (Starts laughing then points at something (laptop or computer) off screen)