My Baby Is A Battleaxe lyrics

I gets me a night cap

She says gee, I feel crap

I shouts Oi! whats up?

Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much



She`s gone, Yippee!

I turn on, the TV

But there`s a snag, coz she`s a bag,

she`s back to nag & torment me



[Chorus:]

Iddlely aye ay, iddley aye oh...

she makes me cringe, she makes me scream,

Iddeley aye oh, iddley aye ay.

how comes my missus is so mean

SHE`S OBSCENE.



SHE`S OBSCENE



She says get, yer hair cut

she wont let me have a hairy nut

complains, about nowt

No brains, insane shes a strain a pain

I could do without. WITHOUT



SHE`S A BA...

[Guitar bit]



Distressed, I feel blue

You`ve guessed

it`s all down to all down to you

My baby is a battleaxe

and now there`s nuthin` I can do...



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