My Best Friend Plank lyrics

I`m never bored when I`m with you
We`re pals, we`re buddies through and through
I wish I knew what to buy for you
On your birthday

Our friendship goes against the grain
I`ve seen you swell up in the rain
I saw you - didn`t see your pain
Was it termites

It`s never hard to talk to you
Though you stump me with your silence
I feel so naughty pining here
For your happy face`s guidance

My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank

Sitting there so silently
What could you be thinking
You`re not saying; I won`t axe
Is that sealant that you`re drinking

Man, you`re hammered! Nailed you, pal
Al Gore`s wife`s name is `Tipper
I knew that we`d be best friends for life
When I saved you from that chipper

My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank

Ooo, Plank
Count the rings, count the rings
Ooo, Plank
Count the rings

I`d walk you on the seven seas
But sawdust always makes me wheeze
I met your mom and dad the trees
But please don`t get Dutch elm disease

My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
My best friend Plank
You`re my best friend, Plank
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