My Black And White Dog lyrics

Do you remember that little black and white dog I had?

Yeah, I remember the dog.

The one they used to call Nix?

Yeah, `Nix`!

He was a bad dog, that son of a gun, boy he was so bad
till the police got at him, you know.

Yeah, he was somebody else!

You know, he bit anybody!

Yeah!

And it was funny, when I went there and saw you sittin` there
and he was laying on the floor asleep...

Well I been around before you were...

Yeah - I know you`d either been there before me or you`d been
there after me or something, you know...

Yeah, I knew your wife before I knew you!

Oh, that was the thing, yeah... You know, I come home the other day
and he was sitting up on that hind leg and some cat, an insurance man,
was pattin` him on the head, you know... and he didn`t say a word,
and as soon as I opened the door the sonofa jumped at me you know

The insurance man was paying the rent

Yeah... and I say to him, I said looka here Nix, what the hell`s
the matter with you? You don`t know me from the other man?
You know, and he just kept growlin` at me you know.
So I know what I`m gonna do... gonna change...
I know I`m gettin` me a tiger... Or either a lion
or something you know... if I don`t do that I get
a gorilla or a juju...

You know, down in Alabama they don`t drink Scotch whiskey...

Yeah I know, especially black and white...

No, No... They don`t drink it, no... They threw the bottle away you know.
They don`t even allow blackbirds to fly over Alabama...
The poor buzzards they can`t alight around near the woods in Alabama...

`Cause they got a white collar a
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