My Dads Gone Craaazyy lyrics

{*channel surfing until a kid`s TV show*}
Hello boys and girls!
Today we`re gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy? I`ll bet you do!
Who`s your daddy?

[Hailie] Daddy what are you doing?
[Em H] Okay then! Everybody, listen up!
[Eminem] I`m goin to hell! Who`s comin with me?!
[Hailie] Somebody please help him! I think my dad`s gone cray-zayy

[Eminem]
There`s no mountain I can`t climb, there`s no tower too high
No plane that I can`t learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you
to show you there ain`t nothin I can`t take this chainsaw to?
{Hailie: *VROOM*} Fuckin brains, brawn and brass balls
I cut `em off, and got `em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses
with Elton John`s name, on my drag wall
I`m out the closet, I`ve been lyin my ass off
All this time me and Dre been fuckin with hats off
(Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off
`fore I push this motherfuckin button and blast off
and launch one at these Russians and that`s all {*boom*}
Blow every fuckin thing except Afghanistan on the map off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
{*knocking*} Hailie, tell `em baby - (My dad`s lost it!)

[Chorus: Eminem] {Hailie}
There`s really nothin else to say, I-I can`t explain it
{I think my dad`s gone cray-zayy}
A little help from Hailie Jade, won`t you tell `em baby
{I think my dad`s gone cray-zayy}
There`s nothin you could do or say, that could ever change me
{I think my dad`s gone cray-zayy}
There`s no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie -aca
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