My Dick lyrics

Everyone from across the nation
I`m gonna tell you the new sensation
A deviation
For celebration
From Tokyo to the Appalachians
It`s hip
And it is my dick
Far too big to be called a prick
My dick is in
Ruth, Claire, and Kim
Makes Herman Munster look like Tiny Tim

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My dick
My dick
My dick
My dick

Like Zorro`s Z
My dick Makes G
G is Gook and Gook is me
MC`s game is makin a name
But my dick has a star on the walk of fame
It plays one on one with Magic Johnson
And beasts his ass
I say my dick`s so fast it didn`t have to pass
What do you do when you`re dick`s so huge
That John Holmes dreams of bein you
But Holmes is dead didn`t use his head
This cock`s gonna give a message instead
To take your time
Know your playmates don`t be blind
My dick has its own zodiac sign
So I know what I say
I was born in April and my dick was born in May

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My dick is great
It satiates
Every woman I`ve ever known to date
They say they`ve never gone that far
When I die they wanna put my dick in a jar
I refute
Not only huge, but cute
No Smithsonian Institute
For me
You have your memories
Of a size an elephant envies
But yet
Let`s not forget
It`s not just a measurement
It`s the way it pumps
It fills ten cups
Siskel and Ebert give it two thumbs up
It`s fate
I`ll be there tomorrow but my dick is there today

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Haiti!
There`s a temple there
Where all the natives sit and stare
At a photocopy of my dink
That`s truly righteous, don`t you think?
Every schoolboy`s heard the legend
Bout how my cork is girlie heaven
Body burner
Kathleen Turner
Offered me a grand to learn here
But I refused
The holy meat won`t be abused
I will never come to choose
For money it will not be used
Integrity
That is the path for me
You`ll come to see the life I lead
Is of uncommon loyalty
To my dick
Where it goes I`ll follow it

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(Well... but you should see it when it`s hard
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