I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it`s my fault my fault
[Eminem]
I went to John`s rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was goin back into usin again (Nah!)
I said, `Wait, first try this hallucinogen
It`s better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
C`mere, let`s go in here` *knocks on the door*
`Who`s in the den?`
[R] `It`s me and Kelly!`
`My bad, (sorry) let`s try another room`
[G] I don`t trust you!
`Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom
This`ll help you get in touch with your roots
We`ll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in the woods
[G] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so drab
`Oh dag!!`
[G] What?
`I ain`t mean for you to eat the whole bag!`
[G] Huh?!
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it`s my fault my fault
(I`m sorry!)
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it`s my fault my fault
`Yo Sue!`
[G] Get away from me, I don`t know you
Oh shoot, she`s tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn`t tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate nature
Susan, stop cryin, I don`t hate ya
The world`s not against you, I`m sorry your father raped you
So what you had your little coochie in your dad`s mouth?
That ain`t no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said,
[G] Help me I think I`m havin a seisure!
I said, `I`m high too bitch, quit grabbin my t-shirt` (Let go!)
`Would you calm down you`re startin to scare me`
She said,
[G] I`m twenty-six years old and I`m not married
I don`t even have any kids and I can`t cook
(Hello!) I`m over here Sue, (hi) you`re talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital `fore it`s too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
(Whoops!)
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it`s my fault my fault
(It was an accident!)
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it`s my fault my fault
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
[G] Leave me alone dad, I`m sick of gettin my hair pulled
I`m not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, `fore you do somethin dumb
I`ll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he`s the one who gave me these
`John, where`s Dave at before I bash you?`
[J] He`s in the bathroom; I think he`s takin a crap dude!
`Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There`s a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there`s only two days left
of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?`
[D] Well it depends on how may you had
`I took three, she ate the other twenty-two caps
Now she`s upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, drinkin Lysol`
[D] She`s gonna die dude
`I know and it`s my fault!`
[D] My god!!!
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
(I`m sorry!)
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it`s my fault my fault
(What did I do?!)
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it`s my fault my fault
My God, I`m so sorry!
I`m so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You`re not dead!! You`re NOT dead!
I know you`re not dead! Oh my God!
Susan wake up! Oh God...