My Fault Pizza Mix lyrics

* Eminem does the voices of all characters in the song *

[G] Eminem as Susan (the girl)
[D] Eminem as Dave
[J] Eminem as John
[R] Eminem as Ron

Chorus: repeat 2X

I never meant to give you mushrooms girl
I never meant to bring you to my world
Now you sitting in the corner crying
And now it`s my fault my fault

[Eminem]
I went to John`s rave with Ron and Dave
And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved
A nurse aid who came to get laid and tied up
with first aid tape and raped on the first date
Susan -- an ex-manic depressive who just moved from Houston
who love booze and alternative music (Whattup?)
Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn`t a problem (Nah!)
I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it
We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage
[G] I`m allergic to fungus
Come on Sue, that`s nonsense
Who`s at the door?? Pizza man!
Who ordered pizza? Wasn`t it yours? Nuh uh
[G] If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don`t want it
Shutup Susan I`ll pick em off it
Oh hell, I might as well try it, I`ll be alright
Susan you just swallowed the wrong slice!!

Chorus: 1st repeat Em says `I`m sorry!` at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus

`Yo Sue!`
[G] Get away from me, I don`t know you
Oh shoot, she`s tripping..
[G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)
I wasn`t tryin to turn this into somethin major
I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor
Susan, stop cryin, I don`t hate ya
I`m sorry your father used to chase you and spank you with hangers
So what they locked you in the attic in your dad`s house?
That ain`t no reason to start wiggin and spaz out
She said,
[G] Help me I think I`m havin a seisure!
I said, `You`re breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!`
`Would you put it down you`re startin to scare me`
She said,
[G] I`m twenty-six years old and I`m not married
I don`t even have any kids and I can`t cook
(Hello!) I`m over here Sue, (hi) you`re talkin to the plant, look!
We need to get to a hospital `fore it`s too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate

Chorus: 1st repeat Em says `Whoops!` after first line
and `It was an accident!` at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus

Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful
[G] Leave me alone dad, I`m sick of gettin my hair pulled
I`m not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue
Want some gum? Put down the scissors, `fore you do somethin dumb
I`ll be right back just chill baby please?
I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies
`John, where`s Dave at before I bash you?`
[J] He`s in the bathroom; I think he`s takin a crap dude!
`Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance
There`s a girl upstairs talkin to plants
choppin her hair off, and there`s only two days left
of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?`
[D] Well it depends on how many pieces she ate
Just one, with double mushrooms by mistake
Now she`s upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives`
[D] She`s gonna die dude
`I know and it`s my fault!`
[D] My god!!!

Chorus: 1st repeat Em says `I`m sorry!` after second line
and `What do I do?` at the end
2nd repeat same as original Chorus

My God, I`m so sorry!
I`m so sorry! Susan please wake up!
Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!
You`re not dead!! You`re NOT dead!
I know you`re not dead!
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