My Girlfirend Died lyrics

Yo, check this out,
It`s a little bit of a problem that I got; Tell me, tell me,
Uh, Its been resolved,
But, it`s, uh, a little bit strange.

Let me tell you a little story about my ride,
About my car, About the engine that is inside my car,
You see, the muffler is broke,
It seems like it got torn;
The problem is the noise and the smoke,
It flows inside my cockpit makin` people choke,
And worse yet the thing is poisonous gases,
Doin` much worse than foggin` up your glasses.

My girlfriend fell asleep,
We were sittin` in a driveway listenin` to a beat,
I guess it was about 15 minutes, when,
I started fellin` woozy, I asked her what`s with it,
Well, she didn`t make a peep,
And I started realizin` that maybe she wasn`t asleep,
Could this be something more drastic,
Like Michael Jackson`s nose bein` made of freakin` plastic,
The situation was very extreme,
It appeared my little lady had turned into a has been,
So I slapped her in the face, it wasn`t because I was a violent man,
I thought it would wake her up,
And then it didn`t wake her up,
I realized somethin; was up,
Should I call the cops?

My girlfriend died,
From carbon dioxide,
What should I do?
My girlfriend died,
From carbon dioxide,
What should I do?
My girlfriend died.

I went and grabbed a shovel,
I felt like Joe Pesci,
I made the dicision to go to the widerness,
I left my window down beacuse I`m feelin` it,
I didn`t want those fumes to make me die,
Cool breeze in my face keepin` me alive,
I never buried a body before,
But when you bury the body make sure the body`s dead,
That`s when my girlfriend said,-ac
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