My God This House Is Freaking Sweet Correct lyrics

[All] We only live to kiss your ass.
[Butler] Kiss it, hell we`ll even wipe it for you

[All] From here on in it`s easy street
[Peter] Are there any bars on that street?
[Butler] 24 happy hours a day!

[All] We`ll stop Jehovah`s at the gate.
[Butler] Can I see that pamphlet sir?

[Peter] My god this house is freakin` sweet!

[Cook] I makes brunch, Clive cooks lunch, [Both] each and every day
[Clive] Chocolate cake, ? la Blake
[Peter] 100 bucks, Blake is gay

[All] We`ll do the best we can with Meg
[Meg] Are you saying I`m ugly?
[Maid] It doesn`t matter dear, you`re rich now

[All] We`ll do your nails and rub your feet
[Lois] Oh that`s not necses.. oh my!

[All] We`ll do your homework every night.
[Chris] It`s really hard.
[All] That`s why we got that Stephen Hawking`s guy.

[Peter] My god this house is freakin` sweet!

[Peter] Used to pass lots of gas, Lois ran away.
[Peter] Now we got thirty rooms! Hello BEANS!
[Peter] Goodbye SPRAY...

[All] We`d take a bullet just for you!
[Stewie] Oh what a coincidence I`ve got one
[Lois] Stewie!

[All] Prepare to suck that golden tea.
[All] Now that you`re stinking rich, we`d gladly be your bitch.

[Peter] My god this house is freakin` sweet!
[All] Welcome!

[Music Ends]

[Maid] `Thats a rap people. Now let`s get the hell out of here.`
[Peter] `Wait a second, where you going?`
[Maid] `The old bag only paid us up through the song.`
[Lois] `Well, we can just pick up after ourselves. After all we`ll just be here on weekends.`
[Peter] `No no, Lois, it`s time you started living like the piece of schmit you are!`
[Lois] `That`s Pewterschmitt.`
[Peter] `W, Wait you guys, you guys, your` all hired to be full time Griffin servents!`
[Lois] `Peter, where are we going to get the money to pay all these people?`
[Peter] `Simple, I sold our house in Quahog.`
[Lois] `You sold our home!`
[Peter] `Suprise!`
[Lois] `Peter how could you!`
[Peter] `Whoops!`

[Music Starts again]

[Peter] I recognize that tone,
[Peter] Tonight I sleep alone.
[Peter] But still this house,
[All Join] Is freakin` sweet!
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