My Kind Of Bitch lyrics

My kind of bitch ain`t like your bitch
Cuz my bitch don`t bitch at all
My bitch don`t blink, she don`t even think
About money or fuckin mall

My kind of bitch don`t fix her hair
She don`t care about what she wears
Cuz she`s much too busy pulling the worms
Out her butt, she ain`t bathed in years

My kind of bitch, I`ll never forget
We forced met on a Oujia board
Miss Crabber Damned, she would chew on snakes
And swallow a ninja sword

I said, `hey bitch, how do you do?
Some fucks call me Violent J`
She picked her nose and flicked it at me
Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch

My kind of bitch
My kind of bitch don`t fix her hair
She don`t care about what she wears
My kind of bitch don`t fix her hair
She don`t care about what she wears
Fuck that!

My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck
And has to talk like this `I love you`
She can drink through it, ya get used to it
It whistle every time we kiss

My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
The other one`s skinny and red
She can make the one jiggle
The other one don`t do shit but just sit their dead

My kind of bitch has a wooden eye
With a nail sticking half way out
It once caught a fire and we all had to spit
In her face just to put it out

My kind of bitch is a little loopy
And her ass might droop a bit
But I scoop that loop and fold the flop
And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch

My kind of bitch
My kind of bitch gots one good tittie
The other one`s skinny and red
My kind of bitch gots one good tittie

`Hello? Um, my name is J. I`m
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