Verse 1:
I bought a little dog from my local pet shop
He prances around with a little white mop
I don`t think he`s an animal I can afford
Everyday I take him surfin on his little surfboard
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah (x2)
Verse 2:
He`s pickin up dogs and he`s givin them licks
He`s always gettin me a lot of chicks
I don`t think he`s an animal I can afford
Everyday I take him surfin on his little surfboard
Chorus:
My dog, is well, he`s doin mighty fine
My dog, is swell, he`s all mine
My dog, is good, he`s swingin through the vine
My dog, really should, stop pretending he`s a porcupine
Verse 3:
The wee little puppy never passes on a meal
One time I ran him over on my car`s rear wheel
I don`t think he`s an animal I can afford
Everyday I take him surfin on his little surfboard
Chorus:
My dog, is well, he`s doin mighty fine
My dog, is swell, he`s all mine
My dog, is good, he`s swingin through the vine
My dog, really should, stop pretending he`s a porcupine
Bridge:
If he doesn`t get his act together
I`ll be in really deep shit
If I can`t pay for kibble
I`ll have to morgage my house a bit
Chorus:
My dog, is well, he`s doin mighty fine
My dog, is swell, he`s all mine
My dog, is good, he`s swingin through the vine
My dog, really should, stop pretending he`s a porcupine
My dog, is well, he`s doin mighty fine
My dog, is swell, he`s all mine
My dog, is good, he`s swingin through the vine
My dog, really should, stop pretending he`s a porcupine