[Chorus: repeat 2X]
Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. [scratches] Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the class
for one second?
[Eminem]
Hi kids! Do you like Primus? (Yeah yeah!)
Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try {`cid} and get messed up worse that my life is?
My brain`s dead weight, I`m tryin to get my head straight
but I can`t figure out which Spice Girl I want to {impregnate}
And Dr. Dre said, `Slim Shady you a basehead!`
Uh-uhhh! `So why`s your face red? Man you wasted!`
Well since age twelve, I`ve felt like a caged elf
who stayed to himself, in one space, chasin his tail (blalblalblabla)
Got ticked off and ripped Pamela Lee`s lips off
Kissed em and said, `I ain`t know silicone was `sposed to be this soft`
I`m bout to pass out and crash, and fall in the grass
faster than a fat man who sat down too fast
C`mere lady! (Shady, wait a minute, that`s my girl dog!)
I don`t give a damn, Dre sent me to tick the world off!
[Chorus]
[Eminem]
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high (Damn!)
Thanks a lot.. next semester, I`ll be thirty-five
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
and told him to change the grade on the paper (Now!)
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Served the bartender, then walked out with a tip cup
Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they`re screamin at me: `LETc1
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