My Pink Half Of The Drain Pipe lyrics

You who speak to me across the fence
Of common sense
How your tomato plant will win a prize,
won`t that be nice,
And by the way, how`s your wife?
Your holidays were spent in Spain
You went by train
You`ll go again

Have you seen me bullfight poster on the wall?
Do you know the appy memory it recalls?
Here`s a photograph of me and my son, Ted
That`s me cousin with his hanky on his head!
We booked in at our otel just after two
And met a family from Bradford that we knew

Oooh, a melody! Burp!

My pink half of the drainpipe
Separates next door from me
My pink half of the drainpipe
Oh, Mama!
Belongs to me

Rodney`s vain saxaphone solo, as promised

My pink half of the drainpipe
Semi-detach-ed, ah!
My pink half of the drainpipe
Oh, Mama!
Belongs to moi

I have a sister in Toronto who`s a nurse
And I`ve had a bit of bother laying turf
It`s life, not books, that taught me all I`ve learned
Woop, in the b`oven my rice pudding`s getting burned!
Ere, have you seen the new attachment on me drill?
I must have the cat put down, cause he`s ill

Hey, neighbour!

My pink half of the drainpipe
I may paint it blue
My pink half of the drainpipe
Keeps me safe from
you!

I`m a wobbly jelly, you`re a pink blancmange
I`m a sherry trifle, you`re a chocolate sponge
Your dad wears a paper hat, mine inflates balloons
Whoops! Boodly boop! Pop! Here comes a spoon!

My pink half of the drainpipe
Separates me from the incredibly fascinating story of your life and
every day to day event in all it`s minute and
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