Batter Up lyrics

[Sports personalities]
Welcome ladies and gentlemen
This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck from `93 TV
This is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco
(Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah yeah
We got a crowd that`s in a frenzy Bob
Let`s go down to the announcers for the start of the game

[Stadium announcer]
And now.. please rise for the singing of our national anthem

[Hook: (paraphrasing `The Jeffersons`)]

I say the fish don`t fry in the kitchen
Beans don`t burn on the grill (that`s right)
It took a whole lot of tah-ryin
Just to get up that hill
I said but now we`re up in the BIG LEAGUES
My dirty it`s our turn at bat
And just as long as we livin, it`s Lunatics playa
It ain`t nuttin wrong with that, huh - batter up

[St. Lunatics]
I`m the first to swing
I`ma run with that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings
Fuck a dub, smoke an ounce, show me love
Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla what
I put my mack down, she throw a curve ball
She owed Milli smoked that herb and some Llly-bone
She tip-top `em, Optimo
First base, god livin like a worst race
First chase, throw yo` people and yo` kind
Second lesson, smoke that herb and clear yo` mind
It`s about time, second base wisdom rhyme
Sittin strong, skipped third base and headed home
Third baseman just don`t understand baby what the bong
What the fuck wrong, with this world today
With these girls today, diamonds and pearls the way
You wasn`t fuckin with me, leave, for the wrap that`s in my seed
Now you stays on yo knees cause we`s be in the big league
Cause we`s be in the big leauge

[Hook]

[Nelly]
Well you should see me now, I`m eatin Wheaties now
I`m steal