Naked Elves In Cowboy Bootsda Christmas Album lyrics

1. NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS
CHASING ME WHEREVER I GO
THOSE NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS
THEY WON`T LEAVE ME ALONE
A JIGGLIN`, GIGGLIN`, BOINGY, BOINGY, BOINGY
RUNNING DOWN THE ROAD I SEE
NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS
THEY JUST WON`T LET ME BE
2. I`M HIDING AT THE CORNER BAR
AND THEY`RE WAITING OUTSIDE FOR ME
FIVE BEERS, TEN BEERS, TWENTY BEERS LATER
I LOOK OUTSIDE TO SEE
I PEEK AROUND THE CORNER ACROSS DA STREET
GUESS WHO`S SPYING ON ME
THOSE NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS
MAKING FUNNY FACES AT ME

BRIDGE:
I`M A GONNA WRITE A LETTER TO SANTA
I`M A GONNA GIVE HIM PRAISE
I`M A GONNA TELL HIM THAT HE`S NEAT
AND THAT I`VE CHANGED MY WAYS
DA WHOLE TOWN OF REPUBLIC`S GONNA SEE
I`M NOT A SCROOGE NO MORE
THEN MAYBE THOSE OLE` NAKED ELVES
WON`T CHASE ME `ROUND NO MORE

3. QUARTER AFTER TWO DA BAR`S CLOSING UP
AND WOO DIE`S ASKING US TO LEAVE
I TELL HIM THERE`S NAKED ELVES OUT THERE
HE LOOKS AT ME LIKE I`M CRAZY
HE GIVES ME A KICK, OUT THE DOOR I GO
A BOUNCING ON MY BUM
THAT`S WHEN I HEAR THEIR LITTLE BOOTS
I THINK I BETTER RUN

4. NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS
CHASING ME ALL THE WAY HOME
SOME TEENS LOITERING AT THE CITGO GAS
ASK ME WHAT I`M RUNNING FOR
I TELL `EM, `CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS IN EVERY WAY`
``CAUSE IF YOUR A SCROOGE, YOU`LL HAVE TO PAY`
HERE COMES THOSE NAKED ELVES IN COWBOY BOOTS
I HOPE I GET AWAY