Naked Jock Man lyrics

Naked Jock Man
Me and my friends kickin` in the household
Tryin` to figure out thoughts start to unfold
Nothing to do or see I can`t understand
Combine all our thoughts to come up with a plan
Car alarm system too expensive to buy
But not if you`re gonna hire this guy
With a helmet on his head and a club in his hand
Cock in sock, it`s the naked jock man
Naked, Naked, Naked, Jock
Naked, Naked, Naked, Man
Tall dark man going to break into my car
With Naked Jock Man he ain`t gonna get far
Car alarm sounds, trunk lifts up
He jumps to the ground
What the fuck`s that?
I can hear him scream in fright
Naked Jock Man just ruined his night
You can run, you can hide, just turn yourself in
Cause he`ll get you in the end
He`s the Naked Jock Man
And he`s after Dan
Naked Jock Man
R-Y-A-N
Now months have passed since the birth of the jock man
Sally Jesse Raphael and David Letterman
Want the jock man to show his face
He`s the next bitch on Melrose Place
Naked Jock Man was just a big joke
Now you`ll see his ass on all the talk shows
The people want to know
They`re willing to die
Who the fuck is that guy?