Nasty Vigilante Shanty lyrics translation: NEIL FINN Nasty Vigilante Shanty song texte and letras NEIL FINN Nasty Vigilante Shanty tab, paroles and testo NEIL FINN Nasty Vigilante Shanty Karaoke and Music Video - none yet
P.
I`m a vigilante and I live inside a box
I am rather stealthy and I move just like a Fox
I travel round the country and I rip apart the naughty
I once killed Mr Whippy in his ice cream factory
My mother was quite evil
so I pulled out my big cannon
and I shot her in the face until she died!
(N.spoken) Ooh, that`s not very nice
P. Yes, but...
P.N. I`m a vigilante and there`s nothing else I`d be
dispense my justice for a reasonable fee
I`m a vigilante and I kill people for fun
I`m a busy worker but my work is never done
I`m a vigilante and I love just what I do
If you`re even slightly naughty then I`ll kill you too!
I`m a vigilante and I`ll burn you at the steak
It doesn`t matter where you go I`ll do whatever it takes
I`ll hunt you down and I will kill you any way I can
I`ll even stoop as low as putting poison in your flan!
(N.spoken) but that`s a bit nasty for a dinner party though
P. yes, but...
P.N. I`m a vigilante and there`s nothing else I`d be
I dispense my justice for a reasonable fee
I`m a vigilante and I kill people for fun
I`m a busy worker but my work is never done
I`m a vigilante and I love just what I do
If you`re even slightly naughty then I`ll kill you too!
Heh-heh!
Oi! what are you looking at?
Make sure you don`t cross me when I`m in a nasty mood
My methods of disposing of you could be rather crude
I am faned for putting someones rectum on a spike
As you can imagine, it was not something they liked!
(N. spoken) oh, that`s starting to get very out of order now
P. yes, but what you must remember is...
P.N. I`m a vigilante and there`s nothing else I`d be
I dispense my justice for a reasonable fee
I`m a vigilante and I kill people for fun
I`m a busy worker but my work is never done
I`m a vigilante and I love just what I do
If you`re even slightly naughty then I`ll kill you too
(you are the weakest link, goodbye)
P. If you get to know me then I can be rather nice
I am a fan of salad and I eat alot of rice
If there`s one thing that annoys me it`s those stupid bloody French
I would love to kill them all and murder Judy Dench
(spoken)
N-Right that`s absolutely it, I can`t take any more of this
P-Right come here you...BANG!!
-(pathetic wailing by Neil)
P-well, it just goes to show...
I`m a vigilante and theres nothing else I`d be (shut up neil)
I dispense my justice for a reasonable fee (oh be quiet)
I`m a vigilante and I kill people for fun
I`m a busy worker but my work is never done
I`m a vigilante and I love just what I do
If you`re even slightly naughty then I`ll kill you to
I`m a vigilante and there`s hairs on my chest
I am very famous because I AM THE BEST!!!