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VOICE OF HOST: Lets meet contestant number 1. He`s a skitzophranic serial killa clown who says women love his sexy smile. Lets find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Sharon, whats your question?
Sharon: Contestant number 1, i belive first impressions last forever. So lets say you were to come over to my parent`s house and have dinner with me and my family. Tell me what you`d do to make that first impression really stick
#1: Lets see...hmm well id have to think about it. I might show up in a tux HA! But I doubt it. I`d probably just show up naked like I always do, and look your mama in the eye and tell her FUCK YOU! Hurry up bitch I`m hungry I smell spaghetti, I pinch her loopy ass and tell her GET THE FOOD READY. Your dad would probably start trippin, and get me pissed. I`d have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips! Its dinnertime! We`re hearin grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother. I`m steady starin at your sister, I`ll tell ya this, ya know for only 13 SHE GOT SOME BIG TITS! After that, your dad would try to jump again, and only this time I`d put the 40 to his chin after your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I`d dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear
~~~applause~~~
HOST: Now lets meet contestant number 2. He`s a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival. He says women call him Stretch Nutz. Sharon, lets hear your question...
SHARON: I like a man whos not afraid to show his true emotion, a man who
expresses himself in his own special way. Number 2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let me know?
#2: First thing, I could never love you. You sound like a richy bitch yo FUCK YOU!! But if I did, I`d probably show you that I care by takin all these other mutha fuckas outta here. I`d go through your phone book, and whack em all, then find contestant number one and break his fuckin jaw (WHAT!!??). Anyone who looked at you would have to pay. I`d be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day. I`d grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both spring up in your face I`d sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!! Then we go to tha beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say I`m just playin as you spit it all out, I rub your back, and grab your underwear and WEDGE IT UP YOUR ASS CRACK!!
~~~laughter and applause~~~
HOST: Well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing with
sensitivity Sharon. Its a tough choice so far. Sharon lets have your last
question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden
SHARON: Ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? Who ever`s the smoothest wins!!
#1: Ok first, I`d sliiide up the bar, and tell ya that I cant believe how
fuckin fat you are I`d tell you that I like the way you make your titties
shake, and if you lost a little weight you`d look like Ricki Lake
#2: FUCK THAT!! You`d be jackin me quick, I`d order you a drink, and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in a crowded place, I`d simply walk up and stick my nutz in your face
#1: Yeah freak her with your nutz, yo, that`ll get her
#2: TELL HER THAT SHES FAT, YEAH THAT`LL WORK EVEN BETTER
#1: Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you dont want contestant number two he`s mad whack, i walked in to a barn, and there he was, standin up on a bucket Hooough tryin to fuck it, it was big fuckin smelly ass farm llama