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Never bite a married woman on the thigh oh my
Cause she just can`t rub it off no matter how she`ll try
And when she gets home at night her man will ask her why
Then she`ll say it`s just a birthmark or some other silly lie
But he`ll get suspicious and then he will start to pry
Then she`ll get hysterical and she will start to cry
And he`ll say I don`t blame you but tell me who`s the guy
So she`ll admit to everything and he will say bye-bye
And he`ll buy an airline ticket and he`ll fly across the sky
And then he`ll come and find you and he`ll punch you in the eye
Then he`ll rent a cheap hotel room and he`ll hang himself with his tie
And when she gets the news she`ll take an overdose of sleeping
Tablets and she`s gonna lie on the couch and die
So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh Send " Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh" Ringtone to your Cell