Never Do Anything lyrics

Wiped out down the stairs
I`ll bet you there`s a song in there
I`m not sure I`m prepared to write it down
That guy should be me
I`d look much better on t.v.
Then the world would see
That I can do anything

I can be that
But soon you`ll see that
I will never do anything

Let`s play tic tac toe
I`ll play X, you can be the O.
Thoughts of turning pro
Have crossed my mind
I could make a mint
Fill my pockets with more than lint
I`ll give you a hint
It involves the `internet`

I can be that
But soon you`ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you`ll see that
I will never do anything

Don`t write me off as an also ran
Just mark me down as an angry man
Got a big chip, you want a fat lip?
How `bout a mouthful of Chiclets?
Life passed me by, but it`s not my fault
I`ll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt?
I can be that, but soon you`ll see that
I will never do anything

If I were the king
All my subjects they would dance and sing
They could kiss my ring
And kiss my ass
When I`m old and grey
I`ll look back on my life and say
`Give me one more day,
And I`ll still never do anything.`

I can be that
but soon you`ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you`ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you`ll see that
I will never do anything
I can be that
But soon you`ll see that
I will never do anything