New Dirty Dozen lyrics

Come all you folks and start to walk, I`m fixing to start my dozen talk
What you`re thinking about ain`t on my mind, that stuff you got is the sorriest kind
Now you`re a sorry mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord

Come all of you women`s outta be in the can, out on the corner stopping every man,
Hollering `Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I`m pigmeat, pappy, now who wants me?`
You`s a old mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord

Now the funniest thing I ever seen, tom cat jumping on a sewing machine
Sewing machine run so fast, took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas
Now he`s a cruel mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord

Now I`m gonna tell you all about old man Bell, he can`t see but he sure can smell
Fish-man passed here the other day, hollering `Hey, pretty mama, I`m going your way`
I know all about your pappy and your mammy,
your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy,
your auntie and your uncle and your ma`s and pa`s,
they all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus
Now they`re all drunken mistreaters, robbers and a cheaters
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord