No Hooch lyrics

(TLC parody of the song `No Scrubs`)
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A hooch is a girl that thinks she`s all that
And also known as a hoochie
Trynna get money from all these guys
Cuz she gots a big bootie so (no)

I`m not Captain Saber hoe
I`m not giving you none of my dough
Don`t wanna give you nothin` (no)
So girl don`t waste my time

Chorus:
I don`t want no hooch
A hoochie get knocked in the head with
The boot from me
Hanging at the backstage at every concert
Givin` up the punanie for free
I don`t want no hooch
A hoochie get knocked in the head with
The boot from me
Hangin` at the backstage at every concert
Givin` up the punnanie for free

Said a hoochie shows her ass
And she has no class
And plus she`s dirty and stinky
She got weaves in her hair with no underwear
And got stains like Monica Lewinsky
So (no)

I`m not Captain Saber hoe
I`m not giving you none of my dough
Don`t wanna give you nothin` (no)
So girl don`t waste my time

Chorus

If you have fake nails and contact lenses
Oh yes son I`m talking to you
If you buy your clothes at Duran Square
Oh yes son I`m talking to you
If you have five kids with three different dads
Oh yes son I`m talking to you
I say you get happy from my money oh no
I don`t want no

Hooooochies
Hooooochies
Hooooochies
Hooooochies

Chorus
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