No Joke lyrics

`alright clart! i saw you in fukin` Zanzi`s dinni? what happened to you on Friday, clart?`

`aw, you`re never gonna believe it, man! it`s so unsafe, i got busted for havin` the well known rave drug, speed, innit!`

`you`re fukin` jokin` me, son...tell me more about it`

`serious, it all started out like this, man...`

Pig: This interview is being tape recorded and it may be given in evidence if your case is brought to trial. At the conclusion you will be provided with a copy of the tape and a form explaining what happens to the tapes. We`re in an interview room at Newport Central police station, can you give your full name and date of birth, please.

I`m John Ben-Wa Balls and i`m goin` up the walls
I went out with my mates to see the waterfalls
No, really, i`m lying, i went to a club
And i got some crazy rave drugs and start to get wrecked up

Next thing i know, i`m in the bad end of town
I`m getting wrecked up and the police start to frown
They pulled me aside, saw the bag of speed
They even busted me for `avin a toke on some weed

It`s crazy, it`s shit, i want to go have a good time
Next thing i know, i`m talking to PC59
He tried to do me for havin` loads of crazy fukin` drugs
I just wanted to get mad and cut a few fukin` rubs

Chorus -
It ain`t no joke, it`s a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while i was havin` a toke
It ain`t no joke, it`s a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while i was havin` a toke

I takes loads of drugs, i does `em all the time
My mother threw me out the council house outta my mind
Now i`m on the streets with the GLC crew
And i takes the ecstasy to my fukin` nan too(?)

The police sat me in a cell
In there was Ben-Wa Balls as well
Smoked some draw and took some pills
And asked a bloke in a dress for some fukin` cheap thrills, innit

`GLC...2000+1`

`GLC, maximum pressure, you knows it, 1983, the year it all started, respect, you knows it, Ben-Wa Balls, Loveggs, fukin` Billy Webb, Adam Hussain, respect, Two Hats, knows it`

Pig: That concludes the interview. Is there anything else you wish to add or clarify in connection to what you have said?

Yeah, fuk you, i do`s what i gotta do
If it involves drinking beer and sniffing fukin` funky glue
Then i`ll do it, you can`t stop me cos i`m feelin` fukin mad
And if you tries to fuk with me i`ll get you beaten up by my dad

`Big shout out to Woody who sold me the draw, Johnny Seko(?), all the crew, fukin` safe`

`Big shout out to Carl from Risker, he sold me the fukin` draw, he`s safe, oh, and Charlotte as well, in fukin` Scarletts, wicked`

`Shout to Mad Keith who sold me the fukin` speed and the draw, you knows it, he can fukin` sort you out`

`Yo man, shouts to Terry Smithser(?) who got me 39 ounces of weed in under half an hour! you knows it!`

Pig: That white wrapping is exhibit MAC1, it is a piece of paper containing amphetamine, or what you believe to be amphetamine

Chorus -
It ain`t no joke, it`s a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while i was havin` a toke
It ain`t no joke, it`s a poor mans coke
I got busted by the law while i was havin` a toke

knows it...GLC...

2000AD, aka Two Hats, you see
Got busted for takin` the fukin` ecstasy
Gurning like a bitch, be on coke if i was rich
But i gotta go to the toilets cos i got a bit of an itch

I takes the drugs but i don`t have fights
So why did the bastards read me my rights?

Pig: You bought it in TJ`s last Friday for five pounds and you were going to use it for your own personal possession, is that correct?
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