No Money Down lyrics

Wait a minute, see here
As I was motivating way back in town
I saw a Cadillac sign, it was flashing saying
No money down
So I eased on my brakes
And I pulled in the drive
And I`d gotten the motor twice
And then I walked inside
The dealer came to me, said
Trade in your Ford and I`ll put you in a car
That`ll lead up the road
He said, just tell me what you want
And then just sign this line baby
And I`ll have it delivered to you
Personally by hand in one hour`s time
Well, I wanna get that car
Oh, and I`m gonna head down the road
And I won`t have to worry
`Bout my beat up, ragged Ford
Now, see here, Mister, I want a yellow convertible
A four-door deviant with a Continental spare
And beautiful white chrome wheels
Now, I want power steering
And you know, that goes with power brakes
And you better put a powerful motor under that hood cap
`Cause I want a jet offtake
Another condition, listen
I want automatic heat and I want a pull-out bed
You understand, right there in my back seat
Ah, you give me short wave radio
Lay on some TV and a phone
See, I gotta talk to my woman
While I`m just cruising along
Hey, hey, I wanna get that car
Oh, I`m gonna head down the road
And no money down
And I won`t have to worry
`Bout my wrecked up, beat up, ragged old Ford
Pick it up, uh, sure feels good, don`t it
Wait a minute here, see that?
I want four carburetors
Two straight exhausts
I want to burn that aviation fuel
I don`t care, I don`t care what it`ll cost
I want a railroad air horn, you know the type?
And a military spud
And see here, man
I want a five-year guarantee on everything I got
Understand?-acap