No More Excuses lyrics

I can`t come to practice `cuz my car won`t start

Went back on the shit `cuz my girl broke my heart

Can`t make it tommorow `cuz my mom`s on the rag

Forty minutes late I`m a perennial lag



No more excuses



Spent an hour in the bathroom I was just gettin` ready

Can`t drive my truck `cuz my chick won`t let me

Someone`s got to take me `cuz I don`t have a ride

Don`t be here too soon `cuz I`m never on time



No more excuses



Gotta borrow someone`s set `cuz mine is in hock

When I tell you what happened you`ll be in for a shock

Can`t do it no more my other band`s gettin` signed

Was out gettin` coffee you should`ve seen the line



No more excuses



Need to get a hanger `cuz my muffler fell off

Had to make a detour `cuz my cat has a cough

Blew off last Sunday `cuz I couldn`t make the session

I swear that I`m clean it`s just clinical depression



No more excuses