No Romance lyrics

Help me, help me, tell me what is wrong
Is this feeling common or am I the only one
Help me, help me, whenever I go out
To dance and to enjoy myself they think I need a guy

First this boy turned up, didn`t say a word
He just sat and stared, oh did he get on my nerves
Then a fellow came, such a gorgeous guy
With an empty brain, so I told him with a smile
Nice to see you, take a hike


There is No Romance when you ask me for my number... a.s.o.
Just a one-night stand, I don`t need it now
There is No Romance
Where`s the gentleman I wonder
I just wanna dance, I intend to stay alone
Even when I`m walking home

When my, when my friends get up and dance
That is when the drunk obnoxious guys take a chance
help me, help me, I`m looking for a guy
Who knows how to treat, how to treat me right

First this man turned up with a nasty smell
And the second guy, what he was I couldn`t tell
Then a boy turned up with a dirty mind
And another one smelled of yesterday`s wine
How I hate the smell of it

There is No Romance when you ask me for my number... a.s.o.

Rudolph Valentino and all those other stars
They`re the kind of men that I can`t resist
Tell me do those men really not exist
Help me, help me, tell me where`s the passion
Oh, is it all old-fashioned

There is No Romance when you ask me for my number... a.s.o