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Somebody`s moggy by the side of the road
Somebody`s pussy who forgot his highway code
Someone`s favorite feline who ran clean out of luck
When he ran on to the road and tried to argue with a truck
Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise
Decapitating tweety birds and masticating mice
Now he`s just six pounds of raw mincemeat that don`t smell very nice
He`s nobody`s moggy now.
All you who love your pussy be sure to keep him in
Don`t let him argue with a truck, the truck is bound to win
And upon the busy road, don`t let him play or frolic
If you do I`m warning you it could be CATastrophic
If he tries to play on the roadway, I`m afraid that will be that
There will be one last despairing MEOW! and a sort of squelchy splat
And your pussy will be slightly dead and very, very flat
He`s nobody`s moggy, just red and squashed and soggy
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