You`re not having this, and I`m not having that
I`m not a reasonable man, I`ve come for it back
Let `em all in, don`t you know that I love a crowd
But I wont get the jokes, cos the laughter`s too loud
I never was slight, or silent with you
For one hour of delight, in the gathering gloom
I`ve no reservations, I`ve got no room
For these souvenirs, to bring for you
Solo - Instrumental
Let `em all in, don`t you know that I love a crowd
But they wont get the jokes, cos the laughter`s too loud
And I`m not the man you think I am at all
I was learning to walk, and starting to crawl
I`ve no reservations, I`ve got no room
For these souvenirs, to bring back to you
And you`re not having this, and I`m not having that