It`s not cricket to picket not cricket
Oh, no it`s just not coming for to picket
You haven`t any right you know
You`re acting in great haste
Just think of the predicament
In which your boss is placed
And entre-nous i think
It`s an exceedingly bad taste
Not cricket to picket not cricket
It`s not cricket to picket not cricket
Atrocious and gauche you know to picket
Go home and starve like gentlemen
Not like a noisy brood
Real ladies never make a fuss
Though they like clothes and food
And money`s never talked about
For that would be quite rude
Not cricket to picket not cricket
It`s not picket to cricket not picket
Uncultured and unmannerly to picket
You know you`re misbehaving now
You mustn`t lose your mind
You`re being so inelegant
And frankly quite unkind
Excuse my indiscretion
But you`re older than refined
Not picket to cricket not picket
It ain`t ticket to stick it not picket
Now offer some
Get each man there a cricket
Oh, dear, where is your decency
No vanderbilts or asters
Would ask in such a vulgar way
Be fitting only dexters
I beg you get the hell away
You lousy bunch of...
What do you mean disturbing the peace?
Come with you often
Oh, you see, you`re brushing my mink
Get your hands off, kid!
You don`t seem to know who i am
Or whom i know
Listen, i`m an intimate friend of jimmy walker
You won`t get me in the...