Not Nol Coward Song lyrics

Isn`t it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn`t it frightfully good to have a dong?
It`s swell to have a stiffy.
It`s divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world`s biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife`s best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don`t take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won`t come back.
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