Trying To Love Two Women lyrics

Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain.
Trying to love two women is like a ball and chain.
Sometimes the pleasure ain`t worth the strain.
It`s a long old grind, and it tires your mind.

Trying to hold two women is tearing me apart.
Trying to hold two women is tearing me apart.
One`s got my money, the other`s got my heart.
It`s a long old grind, and it tires your mind.

When you try to please two women, you can`t please yourself.
When you try to please two women, you can`t please yourself.
At best it`s only half good; a man can`t stock two shelves.
It`s a long old grind, and it tires your mind.