Offbeat Bareass lyrics

Any different people can apply to drop the funk
It`s not a country club review board steady talkin junk
Many people would have it others go put and grab it
Some trip over toots and say fuck it I`m sunk
I put it in a limerick and kick the slick nick verbs
I am the one who scores the herb
When we`re on the road P-Nut rolls it up
Throw me a joint on stage what`s up
I will tell a cop that I know my fucking rights
And we can match wits all night for real
He said if I had nothing to hide
Then of course I wouldn`t mind if he looked through our ride
Uh, no I`d really rather you didn`t
And no we don`t have guns hidden
We stood there for a while continue to decline
Firmly, I didn`t lose my mind
I didn`t let him break me he`s just another human
Not a bit of shame in what we were doin` that day
He couldn`t make us stay
We had our shit together
It don`t matter whether
We sport the dread locks or a shaved head
Or if we have a sticker from the dead
I said a better verse rehearsed about the roughneck curse
Last week I keep an even keel and bow in place
And face the music every minute

Never could see my homey comin` till he passed
Funky gas by my way all the day I couldn`t laugh
Oh by now I`m chill with it
Bare ass in my face I`m ok but Chad`s like `Uh-uh no he isn`t`
So I proceed to hear him get loose with the
Fartin` all over my face sometimes my tummy
He fucked with my flow although I thought it funny
I probably wouldn`t care if I smoked more kind bud
But that wouldn`t do me shit cuz then he`d fuck me more up
Crazy ill and chillin` rude but I`ze a real cool dude
He didn`t believe the day would come when he would get his top